Things an eBay Seller Might Say
Things you wish you could say (or have said) to customers:
No, I'm not taking $5.
Don't make an offer if you don't plan on paying!
The measurements are in the description.
I can't ship on Sunday/Holiday. The Post Office does not work that day.
Can you read?
Things you wish you could say to other shoppers:
I was working my way down this aisle, but go ahead and jump in front of me.
To other eBay sellers:
I have to get started on this death pile.
eBay is broken.
I'll do a haul video soon.
It's so ugly, it's gonna sell!
Why am I not selling anything?
I hate low ballers.
Today I'm going to list 20 items.
How much should I sell this for?
Comps are all over the place.
eBay isn't what it used to be.
What am I doing wrong?
Is this authentic?
Look what I got in a Padded Flat Rate!
To your family:
Where is the tape?!?
If it fits it ships!
No you can't have that, I'm selling it.
I am taking a break.
I'm a hoarder!
This shirt has a hole/stain/etc.!
Oh crap, another message.
I can make it fit in a Flat Rate.
I won't shop again until I get everything listed.
I'm going in this thrift store for just a minute. Do you think this will fit in a Padded Flat Rate?
Does this smell funny?
To friends:
Yes, this is really my job.
*Thinking* I wonder how much that shirt they are wearing is worth?
