You Know You're An eBay Seller When ...
you are on a first name basis with your post office.
every inch of any spare closet space in your home is packed with eBay inventory.
your family knows what the cha ching on your phone means.
you're out shopping for yourself and you see a new item you have to scan it to see if it's worth sourcing to sell.
you are also on a first name basis with all of the estate sale companies in town.
you absolutely can never again look at any item without thinking about what it would sell for.
you get up used to be bathroom and coffee now it's a dash to computer to see what you sold overnight.
you go to buy something on eBay and automatically search for solds without realizing it.
people bring you boxes.
you almost have an aneurysm hearing someone pop bubblewrap.
your kids ask you if you're going to sell that.
when your kids leave post a notes, Not For Sale, I really mean it on things.
you visit friends and you find yourself turning over everything in their house to see if it's an expensive brand you could sell.
you look at people and think keywords: boho, tiered, abstract print, paisley, plaid, etc. and can spot certain brands a mile away.
you're in a store and you're so excited because there are clothes new with tags and then you remember that you're in a retail store and everything is new with tags.
your friends don't want to give you gifts for fear you might sell them.
you peruse your neighborhood on recycling morning for boxes, bubble wrap, etc.
a friend posts on Facebook about something she found while clearing out her dad's things.... and you automatically tell her she needs to list that item NOW on eBay.
you're in a regular store and all the clothes seems so outrageously expensive because your not used to paying more than $3 for a shirt and never will.
the four hour trip to your parent's house takes 8 because you have to stop at every thrift store and garage sale on the way, thankful that you can write off the mileage.
you are out at a restaurant and you flip the plate to see if it has a maker's mark.
someone walks by you and you think I could sell his/her shoes (or whatever) for x amount!
How do you know you are an eBay seller?
